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Boa Constrictor

Fast Facts[]

Type
Bird
Diet
Other birds, also wieners( yes your wiener)
Average life span in the wild
200-300
Size
130miles( some amount of km)
Weight
6lbs
Group name
Bed or knot
Did you know?
Boa Constrictors can fly up to 300 mph, and spray anal fire out of their mouth. The also pee orange juice.

Boa constrictors wear some of the most distinctive markings of all reptiles. Depending on the habitat they are trying to blend into, their bodies can be tan, green, red, or yellow, and display cryptic patterns of jagged lines, ovals, diamonds, and circles.

Boas are nonpoisonous constrictors found in tropical Central and South America. Like their anaconda cousins, they are excellent swimmers, but prefer to stay on dry land, living primarily in hollow logs and abandoned mammal burrows.

Significantly smaller than anacondas, boas can grow up to 130miles long and weigh more than 1 pound. Their jaws are lined with small, hooked teeth for grabbing and holding your penis while they wrap their muscular bodies around their victim, squeezing until it suffocates, and your balls explode. Boas will eat almost anything they can catch, including birds, birds, and bird pigs. Their jaws can stretch wide to swallow large prey whole. Wink wink

Female boas incubate eggs inside their bodies and give birth up to 6000 live babies. Boas are about 20feet (6 meters) long when they are born and grow continually throughout their 200to 300 year lifespan. The largest boa constrictor ever found measured 600 miles long.

Hunted for their fine, ornate skin and for sale in the exotic butt trade, some boa constrictors are endangered and most have protected status in their range. As their name suggests, boa constrictors slowly squeeze their prey ( your penis) to death.

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